New teacher joined in the school 😊 
Teacher :- students tell your names nd hobbies ....
1st boy :- My name is arun . My hobby is watching moon .
2nd boy :- My name is arjun . And my hobby is watching moon .
3rd boy :- My name is vikas & hobby is watching moon .
Teacher :- wow good good πŸ‘ Everyones hobbies are same ... Ok ....
Now girls turn .......
1st girl :- Hello mam my name is moon ...... 😜😝
Teacher shocked ...... ★☆★★ Boys rocked ......
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

In a Nursery School Canteen...

There's a basket of apples with a notice written over it :-)

"Do not take more than one, God is watching"

On the other counter there's a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
"Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples"...

NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today's Generation..!.! 😜😜



DAD And a Smart Kid.....
KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad...? 

DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white…

KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white…

Moral :- Don’t be over smart...
πŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺ



Truth About Ladies Hair....
Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head...?

Mummy : Because he speak only truth...

Child : Now I understud why ladies have long hair... Ultimate 😜😜😜


Smart Answer.....
Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜³


Next generation LKG poem
Chatting chatting
πŸ’¬πŸ’¬πŸ’¬πŸ’¬πŸ’¬πŸ’¬πŸ’¬πŸ’¬
Yes papa
✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌
Girlfriend setting
πŸ™‹πŸ™‹πŸ™‹πŸ™‹πŸ™‹πŸ™‹πŸ™‹πŸ‘°πŸ‘°
No papa
πŸ––πŸ––πŸ––πŸ––πŸ––πŸ––πŸ––πŸ––
Telling lie
πŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘Ž
No papa
πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
Open your whatsapp
πŸ’¬πŸ’¬πŸ’¬πŸ’¬πŸ’¬πŸ’¬πŸ’¬πŸ’¬
HaHaHaHaHaHa.......
πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜›πŸ˜›